Second Time Around?

Ok, so here I am at work, bored out of my scull, and I remember that a little while ago while I once again had nothing to do, I was wondering what I would get if I google search 'Top Google Searches'. Come on, you know that's fascinating. To me atleast it is. What are the rest of the 6 billion people on earth googleling? So just now, I google searched 'Top Google Searches'. This leads you to another branch of google called 'Google Trends' and here they give you the top list of all the searches ever done.

Now you're thinking, "Yeah, Trizzi, but where the fuck is this mindless babbling of your's going?"
Oh, I'll tell you where it's going... Do you know what the number 1 thing people search for on google is? Oh go ahead and guess, you won't get it right anyways. Unless you went and googled 'Top Google Searches' just now, in which case - SNEAKY BASTARD!!!!

Ok, I'll tell you.... Second Time Around. So now you're thinking, " Yeah, and? big fucking whoop! What's so AMAZINGLY FASCINATING about 'second time around'?"

Well think about it for just a second, why are people googleling 'second time around'? Is there some wave of undead people inhabiting the earth all of a sudden, wondering how to get by. Because they died! Shot in the head or a heartattack or trying to score a blow job of a shark. No matter how it happened, they died. And now, for some god forsaken reason, they are back. Imagine fucking that!!! One minute you're in heaven sucking on eve's titties, next moment you're freakin lying in a stuffy, stinky, old coffin thinking 'WHAT THE FUCK!? Where's Eve? Eve darling, please help me! This coffin doesn't go with my wings! Sweety Darling, come help me please...' But Eve is nowhere to be found. But now, luckily you didn't die too long ago, so you still remember bits and pieces about life and how to live. And if there's one thing you know for sure, it's that when you don't know what to do, Google it. So you go onto your handy dandy heaven sent laptop with super speed wireless internet and type in 'second time around', thinking that 'yeah, well, that pretty much explains exactly what a pickle I am in'.

Oh no guess again, mr Technologicly Inclined Zombie. because if you Google 'Second Time Around', the first thing google gives you is a place somewhere in Ohio, called Second Time Around, and quite frankly I have no idea how that is going to help a Zombie, who is pissed off, to get back to sucking on Eve's titties. Maybe there's some kind of portal inside, in which case - PUT A FREAKIN' SIGN UP PEOPLE, ZOMBIES REALLY AREN'T GENIUSES YOU KNOW!!!!

Ah, when all is said and laughed at, all i still want to know is why on Zues's green earth are billions of people googleling 'second time around'. If there is something I am in the dark about, please, for the love of the monkey on my shoulder, just enlighten me!!!